Dudes!:

[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[ ] Your taller than 5'5".
[x] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[X] You like to get drunk and fight.(just drunk)
[X] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[X] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[X] You like dinosaurs.
[X] You love sports.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your crotch in public. XD
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[X] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (doggies!)
[X] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[X] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris



Babes:

[X] You get a period.
[X] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean.(i have to)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (One for work, one for winter, and one for leisure. and another for suit.)
[X] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[X] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.